Smurf Nose Humidity

Humidity is my worst enemy Today I have been unable to stop sneezing ferociously since the moment I woke up. I must admit I have HAD IT with these random summer allergy attacks in my life.Right now my eyes are watering and the inside of my nose is itching like I was snorting poison ivy all day yesterday. WTF! I sneeze in insane machine gun like repetition about every 5-10 minutes. I want to know if anyone's nose has ever been so itchy to the point where numbing it blue with an ice cube is the only option they have to find relief. (I JUST SNEEZED 4 TIMES) I think I am going to name my remedy smurf nose. Maybe I will start smurfnose.com and put a photo of myself with a cub jammed halfway up my nose.< I will make millions...I see it now. (I JUST SNEEZED 3 TIMES I think I pulled a groin letting those 3 go. They were intense.)

In other news if you visit http://www.unastronomy.com you will be taken straight to the now famous Astronomy Picture of the Day.

Well I am off to go stick my head in the freezer for 30 minutes.

Have a good one!!

Timbo
TheJoeD on
Dude, it hurts like a bitch, but I usually just snort water up my nose...don't go all the way up though, just enough to flood your nostrils.
Timbo on
I love how I have a Yeast Infection advertisement on my blog.
TheJoeD on

God, I just can't come up with a good joke about that either.

Timbo on
I am disappointed in you Joe.   I was counting on you.
Moonz on
to easy
bkro9 on
Who the hell gets allergies in 90-something degree weather? Lay off the coke and you'll be fine.
phoenix on
I hope freezing your head worked.  lol@yeast infection ad.  Speaking of female stuff, I watched the Seinfeld episode last night where Jerry couldn't remember the name of the woman he was starting to date, and didn't want to ask her, especially after they had made out.  His only clue was that it rhymed w/a female body part.  He and George were trying to figure it out.  "Mulva!"  "Mulva?"  "Celeste."  "Hest."  "Hest is not even a name, come on!"  And then Jerry remembers it at the end after the woman walks out on him, and yells it out the window.  "Dolores!"  Took me a minute to figure out what that one rhymed with.
Moonz on
a quick one huh
phoenix on

Yep. lol The pronunciation kinda messes with it.  It's all about where you put the stress.

Lastexit29 on
never heard of allergies from humidity, hope ya feel better. i heard that zyrtec stuff works pretty well
Timbo on
Humidty = Mold = Ice Cube up my nose.
timbo
Male - 28 years old
SEATTLE, WA
United States
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